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You're a Phony! A Big Fat-Lipped Phony!

We were seeing double last night in the Thirty Mile Zone, when one wasted Angelina Jolie doppleganger acted a damn fool in Hollywood.

Also -- Britney's bodyguard got pushy, Rider Strong's name was mocked and Nicollette Sheridan couldn't escape Michael Bolton's awful music.

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Tags: angelina jolie, AngelinaJolie

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Airport Insanity!

The paparazzi were suffering from terminal madness today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- Kanye West got arrested after going completely insane on two photographers at LAX, where a Jamie Lynn decoy had everyone confused.

Also: Matthew McConaughey got some of the weirdest compliments ever and Star Jones worked it like the H.B.I.C.

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Tags: jamie lynn spears, JamieLynnSpears, kanye west, KanyeWest, matthew mcconaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, star jones, StarJones

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When We're Bad, We're So So Bad

It was all about the screw ups today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while our photog asked John McCain one of the worst questions ever, the bling on Kobe Bryant's wife's neck had us wondering what the hell he did wrong this time.

Also: A couple Josh Harnett fans couldn't take a joke and SJP was snatched in the city.

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Tags: john mccain, JohnMccain, kobe bryant, KobeBryant, sarah jessica parker, SarahJessicaParker, SJP

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Love and an Elevator

The ladies took front and center today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while Warren G got trapped in an elevator full of freaked out chicks, Jeffrey Ross let us know the kind of girl he's into better come equipped with an artificial hip.

Also: Michelle Rodriguez made absolutely no sense, and Jennifer Lopez hung out with Nicole Richie.

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Tags: jeffrey ross, JeffreyRoss, jennifer lopez, JenniferLopez, michelle rodriguez, MichelleRodriguez, nicole richie, NicoleRichie, warren G, WarrenG

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Too Much of a Good Thing is Never Enough

Everything was in excess this weekend in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while Michael Phelps was swimming in hot chicks at the Palms' pool, Khloe Kardashian was grabbing as many bottles of free booze as possible.

Also: Playboy bunnies were everywhere, with Jenny McCarthy leading our pap right into a bench and Shauna Sand showing off her best assets.

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Tags: jenny mccarthy, JennyMccarthy, khloe kardashian, KhloeKardashian, michael phelps, MichaelPhelps, shauna sand, ShaunaSand

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Shut Yo' Mouth!

It was all about lip service in the Thirty Mile Zone today -- with Lil' Wayne giving a nasty, homophobic kiss-off to a photog and Robert Pattinson nearly gettin' kissed on by a random drunk chick.

Also: Nick Cannon was incredibly outshone by his wife and one of New York's finest showed off their worst.

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Tags: lil wayne, LilWayne, mariah carey, MariahCarey, nick cannon, NickCannon, robert pattinson, RobertPattinson

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Sarah Palin -- The Hits Keep Coming!

McCain's new drama plagued VP is perfect fodder for the comedians of the world -- just ask Robin Williams and Paul Rodriguez.

Also: Gerardo ('Memba him?!) proved he's still rico enough to eat at Mr. Chow and some random naked guy shocked Mary Carey -- and she's a porn star!

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Tags: gerardo, paul rodriguez, PaulRodriguez, robin williams, RobinWilliams, sarah palin, SarahPalin

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Vanilla Ice Iced, Babies

It was the Battle of the Babies over the long weekend -- with Christina Aguilera's boy Max trying to outcute Gwen and Gavin's tot Kingston. May the fiercest child win!

Also -- TMZ's favorite stripper-heel wearing street walker, Shauna Sand, turned "22" and Vanilla Ice tried to bust a rhyme. It didn't go well.

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Tags: christina aguilera, ChristinaAguilera, gavin rossdale, GavinRossdale, shauna sand, ShaunaSand, vanilla ice, VanillaIce

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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game

The boys were on the prowl in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Jeff Goldblum and Brody Jenner competing for the pimp cup. Jeff scored two numbers ... but Jenner scored three chicks.

Also: Michael Phelps met a wild phanatic and the fat kid from "Varsity Blues" slimmed down with the help of Subway -- even though he makes him gassy.

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Tags: brody jenner, BrodyJenner, jeff goldblum, JeffGoldblum, michael phelps, MichaelPhelps, ron lester, RonLester

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Color them Yellow

David Hasselhoff's attracting a whole lotta little chickies, Mackenzie Phillips busted for the yellow stuff, Seth Rogan left a little yellow behind at LAX, and David Spade was just yellow-bellied.

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Tags: david hasselhoff, david spade, DavidHasselhoff, DavidSpade, mackenzie phillips, MackenziePhillips, seth rogen, SethRogen

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Battle of the Balding Badasses

Two big guys -- and equally big egos -- met up at the same Sunset Plaza restaurant. All we wanted to know: Between Jason Statham and Stone Cold Steve Austin, who'd win in a fight?

Also: Ric Flair cleaned up his act while one of Garth Brooks' fans dirtied up hers -- by wearing a t-shirt reading "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look." Nothin' but pure class.

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Tags: garth brooks, GarthBrooks, jason statham, JasonStatham, ric flair, RicFlair, stone cold steve austin, StoneColdSteveAustin

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Every Pap's Worst Nightmare

It's a scary world out there -- and while Charlize Theron went ballistic on our cameraman after her flight to Denver, Robert Englund proved he's still the world's favorite dreamland serial killer, Freddy Krueger.

Also: Sean Lennon dissed the Jonas Brothers and Lisa Leslie showed off her babies -- her one-year-old daughter and her brand spankin' new Olympic gold medal.

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Tags: charlize theron, CharlizeTheron, lisa leslie, LisaLeslie, robert englund, RobertEnglund, sean lennon, SeanLennon

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The Twins Come Out to Play

It was all about the double-take in Thirty Mile Zone this weekend -- with a Barack Obama look-alike turning heads with his uncanny resemblance to the potential President and Golden Brooks' doin' the same when her lady part popped out to say hello.

Also: Regis proved it might be time for some Head & Shoulders and Kim K., who was wheelchair bound last night, proved she could still walk.

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Tags: barack obama, BarackObama

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Mistaken Identity Runs Amok!

Stars were confused left and right today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while our photog mixed up Judith Light with other '80s mom Ellen Travolta from "Charles in Charge," Jerry Springer mistook Speidi for actual celebrities.

Also: Fans thought Daniel Radcliffe was the best -- until he snubbed them -- and Terrence Howard thought he was a singer, but is he any good?

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Tags: daniel radcliffe, DanielRadcliffe, jerry springer, JerrySpringer, judith light, JudithLight, terrence howard, TerrenceHoward

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Excess Baggage and Serious Saggage

There was almost too much to handle in the Thirty Mile Zone today -- and while Ernest Borgnine gave our photog TMI, Kate Hudson was dealing with TMP, Too Many Pappers.

Also: Will Smith showed his true colors (of his underwear) and the wackadoodle Dollhouse Dude got wheels, officially making him a "mobile home."

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Tags: dollhouse dude, DollhouseDude, ernest borgnine, ErnestBorgnine, kate hudson, KateHudson, will smith, WillSmith

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